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I know;

That the chances of Real Madrid making it out of this game are almost slim to none, I have this hope that many a miracle will happen and they will limp out of there and into the finals. I’d rather see a Real Madrid v. Bayern Munich final than see Dortmund in any sort of final. 

Until then;

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I am…

Sick. 

Apparently, so are a million other people. 

I am extremely irritated. Mainly because I have a fever that I cannot shake and makes me a stripping pro because of the extreme temperature changes in my body. 

Then, my roommates awesome ex-girlfriend comes over, shrieking in her naggy Jew voice about some teal Fox hoodie she believes he took with him when he moved in with me and demanded searching the entire loft. No, crazy woman. You are not the Gestapo and you do not have a search warrant. 

I just want sleep. Is that really too much to ask for?

On the bright side….Bayern dominated Barcelona 4-0. A goal for every handball Barca committed. 

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Bayern Munich & The Champions League

With all this hype about Bayern winning the treble and all the certainty that they will win the treble, it makes me question, if Bayern, particularly in the Champions League, will be able to being home the trophy. Obviously, the Bundesliga and Pokal are almost certainly Bayern’s (unless some tragedy happens), but I think that the Champions League still remains cloudy and too early to call. And while I do love, support, and wish the best to Bayern, some rational thinking is involved here. 

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Socks.

So apparently, Toni Kroos and Bastian Schweinsteiger were fined for wearing white socks instead of black socks like the rest of the team during the Qatar winter training session. 

Heynckes said it’s because the team needs more discipline and that starts by everyone wearing the right color socks. Rummenigge agreed with Heyncke’s decision and said that players should be punished for such acts. Lahm is supposed to decide on the size of the fine and report it. 

I don’t know if this is true, but it’s pretty damn funny. 

And apparently Bayern Munich will be streaming the game against Schalke on their website. But we all know that probably means that they will just be streaming descriptions of what happens. 

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Hahahahaha I fucking love soccer fans.

(Source: seanmorrisons, via toni-kroos)

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*Clears throat*

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


For Mexico….in the first 35 seconds of the game.

IN YOUR FACE NEYMAR.

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With the way that Bayern has been playing lately, I feel like this is their reaction when the coaches tell them to play well. 
Get your shit together boys. 

With the way that Bayern has been playing lately, I feel like this is their reaction when the coaches tell them to play well. 

Get your shit together boys. 

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The Olympic Mexico football game is going at the same time as the Olympic Brazil football game. 

The Olympic Mexico football game is going at the same time as the Olympic Brazil football game. 

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Bayern Munich, I fucking hate you right now. 
When you guys decide you want to play real soccer, let me know. 
You totally ruin my weekends.
I sit there through 90+ minutes to watch you struggle against a shitty team.  

I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW!

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This is how I feel when I watch Bayern Munich games. Dreading the game against Schalke tomorrow. 
I’ve loved you guys since birth, why are you making me watch your games a punishment?

This is how I feel when I watch Bayern Munich games. Dreading the game against Schalke tomorrow. 

I’ve loved you guys since birth, why are you making me watch your games a punishment?