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Don’t hate….

because the last time your dad played with you was when you were in his balls.

Just sayin’

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LOL!

LOL!

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I totally forgot about this song; but now that I reminded myself, I’m going to play it every time I have a girl over. 

You know, just to set the mood.

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Hope Solo;

When we fuck, can you please wear the outfit you had on tonight? Oh, and I want your crotch in my face too. 

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This confused the living fuck out of me! 

This confused the living fuck out of me!