Bayern Munich drew yesterday. Which, in my books, a draw is a lose. Period. But I need to vent about it considering the fact that I’ve held it all yesterday.
I get the whole “they lost as a team” thing but you know what? That’s a whole bunch of bullshit. I saw someone get trashed for saying it was Arjen Robben’s fault, but they were right. Even though “they lost as a team” or whatever, whenever a team screws up, there is always ONE person that carries more blame than the others. Did Robben have PLENTY of opportunities to pass to open players who could have made easy, clean, shots? Yes, he could have. We all saw it and to say you didn’t makes you a liar. Looking at the other 11 Bayern players, they were passing and utilizing everyone’s skills. Robben on the other hand, woke up thinking he could win the game all by himself. So did Robben have a lot to do with the draw yesterday? Yeah.
So please stop trying to pull the whole “I’M THE BEST BAYERN FAN IN THE WORLD” card by ass-kissing a team that doesn’t even know you exists and just accept the fact that he screwed up. Oh, and if you still wanna play the “teamwork” thing, you can blame Ribery. He was doing the same thing.
And what gives me the right to say this? I am a Bavarian who has been supporting this team since I was a fetus. I didn’t jump onto the Bayern train when they peaked success. So please, get over yourselves and just accept what happened yesterday.
And we won’t win the German cup, Dortmund or Schalke will. I hate to admit it but that’s the truth. They’re calling Bayern FC Hollywood for a good reason. As much as I love them I’m over the stupid drama they have.
Someone call me when Bayern start acting like a real soccer team.
The Yesees said yes to everything
That anyone suggested.
The Noees said no to everything
Unless it was proven and tested.
So the Yesees all died of much to much
And the Noees all died of fright,
But somehow I think the Thinkforyourselfees
All came out all right.
If you go to community college and got straight A’s or a 4.0 GPA and are posting it all over Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, etc.
No one gives a fuck. Try going to a REAL university.