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Hahahahaha I fucking love soccer fans.

(Source: seanmorrisons, via toni-kroos)

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*Clears throat*

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


For Mexico….in the first 35 seconds of the game.

IN YOUR FACE NEYMAR.

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With the way that Bayern has been playing lately, I feel like this is their reaction when the coaches tell them to play well. 
Get your shit together boys. 

With the way that Bayern has been playing lately, I feel like this is their reaction when the coaches tell them to play well. 

Get your shit together boys. 

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The Olympic Mexico football game is going at the same time as the Olympic Brazil football game. 

The Olympic Mexico football game is going at the same time as the Olympic Brazil football game. 

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Bayern Munich, I fucking hate you right now. 
When you guys decide you want to play real soccer, let me know. 
You totally ruin my weekends.
I sit there through 90+ minutes to watch you struggle against a shitty team.  

I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW!

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This is how I feel when I watch Bayern Munich games. Dreading the game against Schalke tomorrow. 
I’ve loved you guys since birth, why are you making me watch your games a punishment?

This is how I feel when I watch Bayern Munich games. Dreading the game against Schalke tomorrow. 

I’ve loved you guys since birth, why are you making me watch your games a punishment?

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This is me watching the Bayern Munich game right now. 


WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND WIN!? 

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I am gonna go there.

SO,

Bayern Munich drew yesterday. Which, in my books, a draw is a lose. Period. But I need to vent about it considering the fact that I’ve held it all yesterday. 

I get the whole “they lost as a team” thing but you know what? That’s a whole bunch of bullshit. I saw someone get trashed for saying it was Arjen Robben’s fault, but they were right. Even though “they lost as a team” or whatever, whenever a team screws up, there is always ONE person that carries more blame than the others. Did Robben have PLENTY of opportunities to pass to open players who could have made easy, clean, shots? Yes, he could have. We all saw it and to say you didn’t makes you a liar. Looking at the other 11 Bayern players, they were passing and utilizing everyone’s skills. Robben on the other hand, woke up thinking he could win the game all by himself. So did Robben have a lot to do with the draw yesterday? Yeah.

So please stop trying to pull the whole “I’M THE BEST BAYERN FAN IN THE WORLD” card by ass-kissing a team that doesn’t even know you exists and just accept the fact that he screwed up. Oh, and if you still wanna play the “teamwork” thing, you can blame Ribery. He was doing the same thing. 

And what gives me the right to say this? I am a Bavarian who has been supporting this team since I was a fetus. I didn’t jump onto the Bayern train when they peaked success. So please, get over yourselves and just accept what happened yesterday. 

And we won’t win the German cup, Dortmund or Schalke will. I hate to admit it but that’s the truth. They’re calling Bayern FC Hollywood for a good reason. As much as I love them I’m over the stupid drama they have. 

Someone call me when Bayern start acting like a real soccer team.

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SWITCH-A-ROOOOO! Anything that makes Beckham look like an ass makes me happy.

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"‎And if you have the courage to believe in it, soccer will give you much more than you can give it."