(Source: sandandglass)
I am…
Sick.
Apparently, so are a million other people.
I am extremely irritated. Mainly because I have a fever that I cannot shake and makes me a stripping pro because of the extreme temperature changes in my body.
Then, my roommates awesome ex-girlfriend comes over, shrieking in her naggy Jew voice about some teal Fox hoodie she believes he took with him when he moved in with me and demanded searching the entire loft. No, crazy woman. You are not the Gestapo and you do not have a search warrant.
I just want sleep. Is that really too much to ask for?
On the bright side….Bayern dominated Barcelona 4-0. A goal for every handball Barca committed.
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Otters do not like watermelon. The longer I look at this photo, the harder I laugh.
Socks.
So apparently, Toni Kroos and Bastian Schweinsteiger were fined for wearing white socks instead of black socks like the rest of the team during the Qatar winter training session.
Heynckes said it’s because the team needs more discipline and that starts by everyone wearing the right color socks. Rummenigge agreed with Heyncke’s decision and said that players should be punished for such acts. Lahm is supposed to decide on the size of the fine and report it.
I don’t know if this is true, but it’s pretty damn funny.
And apparently Bayern Munich will be streaming the game against Schalke on their website. But we all know that probably means that they will just be streaming descriptions of what happens.
Guys;
We all knew that Romney was going to be ahead in the popular votes.
When the Mormons drag 9 of their sister wives and 170 of their kids to the polls, what can you expect?
This was pretty much Hurricane Sandy through Manhattan yesterday. But I mean, on the bright side, we’re all safe! Power will be back soon and our subways should be running eventually.
