Otters do not like watermelon. The longer I look at this photo, the harder I laugh.
This was pretty much Hurricane Sandy through Manhattan yesterday. But I mean, on the bright side, we’re all safe! Power will be back soon and our subways should be running eventually.
Hahahahaha I fucking love soccer fans.
(Source: seanmorrisons, via toni-kroos)
School starts today. I’m tired. I hate school. These express my feelings.
*Clears throat*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For Mexico….in the first 35 seconds of the game.
IN YOUR FACE NEYMAR.
If I had to be an animal. I would be this goat, because he looks like a happy little goat that doesn’t take shit from anyone is out to have a good time.
Daylight Savings;
You are not my friend. You are a fucking cunt.
This is me at work today.
After celebrating Bayern’s 7-1 win.
If they continue to win, I will be on Intervention.
This is how I feel when I watch Bayern Munich games. Dreading the game against Schalke tomorrow.
I’ve loved you guys since birth, why are you making me watch your games a punishment?
