That the chances of Real Madrid making it out of this game are almost slim to none, I have this hope that many a miracle will happen and they will limp out of there and into the finals. I’d rather see a Real Madrid v. Bayern Munich final than see Dortmund in any sort of final.
The trial of the Dzhokhar Tsarnaev can take part in Manhattan. While I believe the guy is innocent, I don’t know if I can handle the flood of teenage girls who are planning to storm the court to fight for his innocence.
Apparently, so are a million other people.
I am extremely irritated. Mainly because I have a fever that I cannot shake and makes me a stripping pro because of the extreme temperature changes in my body.
Then, my roommates awesome ex-girlfriend comes over, shrieking in her naggy Jew voice about some teal Fox hoodie she believes he took with him when he moved in with me and demanded searching the entire loft. No, crazy woman. You are not the Gestapo and you do not have a search warrant.
I just want sleep. Is that really too much to ask for?
On the bright side….Bayern dominated Barcelona 4-0. A goal for every handball Barca committed.